Looking for a collection of hilarious jokes to share with your group of friends, family, or colleagues? You’re in the right place! Whether you’re hosting a get-together, hanging out with friends, or simply want to lighten up the mood at work, these group jokes are guaranteed to bring smiles and laughter to everyone. From classic punchlines to funny one-liners, we’ve got you covered. Let’s dive into the best group jokes!
1. “Why don’t skeletons fight each other?”
They don’t have the guts!
2. “Why did the scarecrow win an award?”
Because he was outstanding in his field.
3. “I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.”
She looked surprised.
4. “Why don’t some couples go to the gym?”
Because some relationships don’t work out.
5. “Parallel lines have so much in common.”
It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
6. “Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?”
He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.
7. “Why don’t scientists trust atoms?”
Because they make up everything!
8. “I asked a Frenchman if he played video games.”
He said, ‘Wii.’
9. “Why did the coffee file a police report?”
It got mugged.
10. “What do you call fake spaghetti?”
An impasta.
11. “I’m reading a book on anti-gravity.”
It’s impossible to put down.
12. “What do you call a bear with no teeth?”
A gummy bear!
13. “Why did the bicycle fall over?”
It was two-tired.
14. “Why don’t oysters share their pearls?”
Because they’re shellfish.
15. “What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?”
Frostbite.
16. “What did one ocean say to the other ocean?”
Nothing, they just waved.
17. “Why was the math book sad?”
It had too many problems.
18. “What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?”
A carrot.
19. “Why do cows wear bells?”
Because their horns don’t work.
20. “Why are elevator jokes so classic and good?”
They work on so many levels.
21. “What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit?”
A blood orange.
22. “Why don’t eggs tell jokes?”
They might crack up!
23. “Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?”
In case he got a hole in one.
24. “What did one plate say to the other?”
Lunch is on me.
25. “Why are skeletons so calm?”
Because nothing gets under their skin.
26. “How does a penguin build its house?”
Igloos it together.
27. “What did one wall say to the other?”
I’ll meet you at the corner.
28. “Why did the tomato turn red?”
Because it saw the salad dressing.
29. “Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay?”
Because then they’d be bagels.
30. “How do you make a tissue dance?”
You put a little boogie in it.
31. “Why did the computer go to the doctor?”
It had a virus.
32. “Why did the chicken join a band?”
Because it had the drumsticks.
33. “What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?”
Nacho cheese.
34. “Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?”
He couldn’t see himself doing it.
35. “Why do fish live in saltwater?”
Because pepper makes them sneeze!
36. “What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college?”
Bison.
37. “Why did the banana go to the doctor?”
It wasn’t peeling well.
38. “How do you organize a space party?”
You planet.
39. “Why are ghosts bad at lying?”
Because they are too transparent.
40. “What do you call an alligator in a vest?”
An investigator.
41. “What do you call a factory that makes good products?”
A satisfactory.
42. “Why did the man put his money in the blender?”
He wanted to make some liquid assets.
43. “Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?”
Because she’ll let it go.
44. “How do you make holy water?”
You boil the hell out of it.
45. “Why was the math teacher suspicious of prime numbers?”
They always act divisive.
46. “What’s brown and sticky?”
A stick.
47. “Why don’t sharks like fast food?”
Because they can’t catch it.
48. “How do you catch a squirrel?”
Climb a tree and act like a nut.
49. “Why did the music teacher need a ladder?”
To reach the high notes.
50. “What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?”
A thesaurus.
