Why did the math teacher break up with the history teacher? There was no chemistry.
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one.
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me!
Why did the man get hit by a bike every day? He was stuck in a vicious cycle.
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead.
What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.
Why did the bank teller break up with his girlfriend? She lost interest.
What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A maybe.
Why was the broom late? It swept in.
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper.
Why was the belt arrested? For holding up a pair of pants.
How do you catch a whole school of fish? With bookworms.
What did the fish say to the piano? You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish.
Why did the frog take the bus to work? His car got toad.
How do mountains see? They peak.
What do you call a funny mountain? Hill-arious.
Why can’t you trust an atom? They make up everything.
What’s a snake’s favorite subject? Hiss-tory.
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice.
What does a clock do when it’s hungry? It goes back four seconds.
Why did the football team go to the bank? To get their quarterback.
How did the barber win the race? He knew all the short cuts.
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite chore? The laundry – no guts to do it.
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish.
How do you make an octopus laugh? With ten-tickles.
Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing.
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hey, bud!
Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be a watermelon.
What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a well-dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.
Why did the cookie go to school? Because it wanted to be a smart cookie.
How do rabbits travel? By hareplane.
Why are ghosts bad liars? Because you can see right through them.
How did the barber win the race? He took a short cut.
What’s brown and rhymes with “snoop”? Dr. Dre.
What kind of music do mummies listen to? Wrap.
Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
What’s blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.
Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don’t work out.
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