We all love a good laugh, especially when it’s shared with friends and family on WhatsApp. Whether it’s a quick one-liner, a funny question, or a playful pun, jokes have a magical way of bringing people together. Here are 50 hilarious jokes to share on WhatsApp that are sure to make your contacts smile!
1. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
Because they don’t have the guts!
2. What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, they just waved.
3. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
4. Why was the math book sad?
It had too many problems.
5. What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta!
6. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
7. Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
They might crack up!
8. How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together.
9. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese!
10. Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired.
11. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
12. Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use honeycombs!
13. What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Sofishticated.
14. Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she’ll let it go!
15. Why did the coffee file a police report?
It got mugged.
16. Why are frogs so happy?
They eat whatever bugs them!
17. What’s brown and sticky?
A stick!
18. Why don’t oysters donate to charity?
Because they’re shellfish.
19. Why was the stadium so cool?
It was filled with fans!
20. How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it!
21. What did the big flower say to the little flower?
Hi, bud!
22. Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
23. What happens when a snowman throws a tantrum?
It has a meltdown!
24. Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?
In case he got a hole in one.
25. How do trees access the internet?
They log in.
26. Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot!
27. Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because it felt crumby.
28. What did one wall say to the other wall?
I’ll meet you at the corner!
29. Why don’t some couples go to the gym?
Because some relationships don’t work out.
30. How do cows stay up to date?
They read the moos-paper!
31. Why did the orange stop?
Because it ran out of juice.
32. Why did the fish blush?
Because it saw the ocean’s bottom.
33. How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it.
34. Why was the computer cold?
It left its Windows open!
35. Why do ducks make great detectives?
They always quack the case.
36. What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
37. How do you organize a space party?
You planet.
38. Why did the picture go to jail?
Because it was framed!
39. Why did the math teacher break up with the calculator?
It wasn’t adding up.
40. Why don’t vampires go to the beach?
They’re afraid of the sunburn.
41. Why did the mushroom go to the party alone?
Because he’s a fungi!
42. Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks!
43. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
44. Why are elevator jokes so good?
They work on so many levels!
45. Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?
Because he had no body to go with!
46. Why do elephants never use computers?
They’re afraid of the mouse!
47. Why don’t calendars get married?
Because they’re afraid of the dates!
48. How does the moon cut its hair?
Eclipse it.
49. What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert?
Boo-berry pie!
50. Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay?
Because then they’d be bagels!
Final Thoughts
There you have it—50 hilarious jokes perfect for sharing on WhatsApp. Whether you’re looking to start your day with a smile or brighten someone else’s, these jokes are a surefire way to add some humor to your chats. So, go ahead, copy a few, and spread the laughter!
