Friendship is one of life’s greatest gifts, and nothing strengthens the bond between friends like laughter. Here, we’ve compiled 100 hilarious jokes on friends that you can share with your besties. Whether you’re looking to lighten up the mood or just need a good laugh, these jokes are guaranteed to bring a smile to your face and your friends’!
1. Jokes About Close Friends
Friendship is built on shared experiences and inside jokes. Here are a few that perfectly capture those moments with close friends.
Joke:
Friend 1: “You’re my best friend.”
Friend 2: “Aw, thanks! You’re like my Wi-Fi – I feel lost without you.”
2. Funny Jokes for Best Friends
Best friends know how to make each other laugh even in the most random situations. Enjoy these best friend jokes!
Joke:
Friend: “Why are we such good friends?”
Me: “Because we both hate the same things.”
3. Jokes About Friends Helping Each Other
A true friend will always help you out—sometimes with a joke!
Joke:
Friend: “Can you help me move this weekend?”
Me: “I would, but I’m emotionally allergic to manual labor.”
4. Hilarious Jokes About Friendship Fails
Even the best of friends can have funny mishaps. Here are some jokes about friendship fails that you can laugh off together.
Joke:
Friend: “I told you we should’ve taken a left!”
Me: “I’m a great friend, but not a great navigator.”
5. Jokes About Friends Hanging Out
Hanging out with friends always comes with its funny moments. These jokes capture those fun times.
Joke:
Friend: “What should we do today?”
Me: “Eat, sleep, complain about how bored we are, repeat.”
6. Jokes About Inside Jokes Between Friends
Only close friends understand the magic of inside jokes. Here’s a nod to that special humor.
Joke:
Friend: “Remember that one time…”
Me: “We don’t need to talk about that.”
7. Jokes About Friendship and Food
Friends who eat together, stay together. These jokes capture that undeniable bond over food.
Joke:
Friend: “What do you want to eat?”
Me: “Anything. But also, I’m going to be super picky.”
8. Funny Jokes About Long-Distance Friendships
Even when friends are miles apart, the humor doesn’t fade.
Joke:
Friend: “I miss you!”
Me: “Same here. I’ll just text you while we both ignore each other’s calls.”
9. Jokes About Friends and Texting
Friendship in the digital age is all about texting, memes, and group chats.
Joke:
Friend: “Why didn’t you reply to my text?”
Me: “Because I replied in my head and forgot to send it.”
10. Jokes About Being Annoyed by Your Friends
Even the best of friends can annoy each other—and that’s part of the fun!
Joke:
Friend: “Am I annoying?”
Me: “Not at all. You’re my favorite source of irritation.”
11. Jokes About Being Best Friends Forever
When you know your friend is your partner-in-crime for life, these jokes will hit home.
Joke:
Friend: “We’ll be best friends forever, right?”
Me: “You’re stuck with me until we’re 90, and even then, I’ll still prank you.”
12. Jokes About Friends and Social Media
Social media adds another layer of humor to friendships.
Joke:
Friend: “Why did you like my post from five years ago?”
Me: “Because I miss the old you.”
13. Jokes About Friends at Parties
Parties with friends are always an adventure, and sometimes a comedy of errors!
Joke:
Friend: “Let’s go to the party!”
Me: “Let’s stay home and text each other from across the room.”
14. Jokes About Friends and Road Trips
Road trips with friends always lead to funny situations. Here are a few that capture the experience.
Joke:
Friend: “Are we there yet?”
Me: “We just left the driveway.”
15. Jokes About Friends Who Share Everything
Sharing is caring when it comes to friendship…except when it’s not.
Joke:
Friend: “Can I borrow your shirt?”
Me: “Borrow implies you’ll return it.”
16. Jokes About Lazy Days with Friends
Sometimes, the best thing to do with friends is absolutely nothing.
Joke:
Friend: “What’s the plan today?”
Me: “To do nothing together and call it quality time.”
17. Jokes About Friends Always Being Late
We all have that one friend who’s always late.
Joke:
Friend: “I’m on my way!”
Me: “You said that 30 minutes ago.”
18. Jokes About Friends and Netflix Binging
Binge-watching shows is a favorite pastime among friends.
Joke:
Friend: “Did you watch the new episode?”
Me: “I watched the whole season without you. Sorry, not sorry.”
19. Jokes About Friends Being Bad Influences
Sometimes, your friends can be your worst (and funniest) influence.
Joke:
Friend: “You’re a bad influence.”
Me: “I prefer the term ‘fun enabler.'”
20. Jokes About Friends Giving Bad Advice
Friends are always there to give advice—even when it’s not the best.
Joke:
Friend: “Should I text them?”
Me: “Definitely not.”
Friend: “Okay, I’m texting them.”
21. Jokes About Funny Misunderstandings Between Friends
Misunderstandings can lead to some of the funniest moments in friendships.
Joke:
Friend: “I thought we were meeting at 2!”
Me: “No, I said 2-ish. And by ish, I meant 3.”
22. Jokes About Friends Forgetting Important Dates
Some friends are great at remembering dates, others… not so much.
Joke:
Friend: “When’s my birthday?”
Me: “Uh… tomorrow?”
23. Jokes About Friends Who Know Too Much
Best friends often know all your embarrassing stories—and use them to make you laugh.
Joke:
Friend: “Remember that one time?”
Me: “No, and let’s keep it that way.”
24. Jokes About Weird Habits Friends Have
Every friendship comes with its share of quirks and weird habits.
Joke:
Friend: “Why are we so weird?”
Me: “Because normal is overrated.”
25. Jokes About Friends Who Love to Take Pictures
You know the friend who insists on documenting every moment.
Joke:
Friend: “Let’s take a picture!”
Me: “Can we eat first?”
26. Jokes About Friends Getting Lost Together
Getting lost with friends can be an adventure in itself.
Joke:
Friend: “Are we lost?”
Me: “No, we’re just taking the scenic route.”
27. Jokes About Friendship Goals
Everyone has friendship goals—some just happen to be funnier than others.
Joke:
Friend: “We’re friendship goals, right?”
Me: “If by goals, you mean constantly procrastinating together, then yes.”
28. Jokes About Friends Who Don’t Respond to Texts
It’s common for friends to sometimes leave each other on ‘read.’
Joke:
Friend: “Why didn’t you respond to my text?”
Me: “Because I was drafting the perfect response for 3 days.”
29. Jokes About Friends Being Your Therapist
Your best friend is always there to lend an ear.
Joke:
Friend: “I need your advice.”
Me: “Brace yourself, I’m about to give terrible advice.”
30. Jokes About Friends and Shopping
Shopping trips with friends can lead to hilarious moments.
Joke:
Friend: “Should I buy this?”
Me: “Do you need it?”
Friend: “No.”
Me: “Then buy it!”
31. Jokes About Friends’ Music Preferences
Friends always have strong opinions about music.
Joke:
Friend: “What music do you want to play?”
Me: “Anything but your playlist.”
32. Jokes About Friends Who Love to Dance
Even if your friend can’t dance, they sure make it entertaining!
Joke:
Friend: “Let’s dance!”
Me: “We’ll call it dancing, sure.”
33. Jokes About Friends Always Eating Your Food
Friends and food go hand-in-hand—especially when they’re always eating yours.
Joke:
Friend: “Is this your last fry?”
Me: “Not anymore.”
34. Jokes About Friends Giving Compliments
True friends give compliments that are funny and real.
Joke:
Friend: “You look great today!”
Me: “You’re just saying that because you want something.”
35. Jokes About Friends Taking Forever to Get Ready
We all have that one friend who takes forever to get ready.
Joke:
Friend: “I’ll be ready in 5 minutes!”
Me: “5 minutes? Like, real minutes or your minutes?”
36. Jokes About Friends Who Always Have Drama
Some friends always bring a little extra drama into your life.
Joke:
Friend: “I need to tell you something.”
Me: “Is it going to cause drama? Because I love drama.”
37. Jokes About Friends Who Borrow Your Clothes
It’s common for friends to “borrow” clothes indefinitely.
Joke:
Friend: “Can I borrow this?”
Me: “Only if I never want to see it again.”
38. Jokes About Friends Who Can’t Make Decisions
Making plans with friends can sometimes be a challenge.
Joke:
Friend: “What do you want to do today?”
Me: “I don’t know, what do you want to do?”
39. Jokes About Friends Who Never Share Snacks
You know the friend who never shares snacks but always eats yours?
Joke:
Friend: “Can I have some of your chips?”
Me: “Only if I get half of yours next time.”
40. Jokes About Friends Who Forget Everything
Some friends have a memory that only works part-time.
Joke:
Friend: “Did you bring the thing?”
Me: “What thing? Oh, that thing… I forgot.”
41. Jokes About Friends Who Talk Too Much
We all have that one friend who talks non-stop—but we love them for it!
Joke:
Friend: “I have so much to tell you!”
Me: “I hope you brought snacks for this conversation.”
42. Jokes About Friends Who Always Make Plans
Some friends are just natural planners—and sometimes, it’s hilarious.
Joke:
Friend: “I have our whole weekend planned.”
Me: “You know that my plan was to do nothing, right?”
43. Jokes About Friends Who Love Memes
In the world of friendships, sharing memes is a love language.
Joke:
Friend: “I sent you a meme!”
Me: “That’s how I know you care.”
44. Jokes About Friends Who Take Terrible Pictures
Not all friends are skilled photographers, but they sure try!
Joke:
Friend: “I’ll take your picture!”
Me: “Why does my face look like that?”
45. Jokes About Friends and Group Chats
Group chats are a key part of modern friendships—and a source of endless humor.
Joke:
Friend: “Why aren’t you replying in the group chat?”
Me: “I’m replying mentally, just not in the chat.”
46. Jokes About Friends’ Birthday Surprises
Birthday surprises can go hilariously wrong with friends.
Joke:
Friend: “Surprise!”
Me: “I know. You’ve been planning this for weeks and accidentally told me twice.”
47. Jokes About Friends Who Can’t Keep Secrets
Some friends just can’t keep a secret, no matter how hard they try.
Joke:
Friend: “I promise I won’t tell anyone!”
Me: “You already told three people.”
48. Jokes About Friends Being Terrible At Directions
Some friends just shouldn’t be trusted with navigation.
Joke:
Friend: “I know the way!”
Me: “Said every lost person ever.”
49. Jokes About Friends Who Love to Argue
Friendly debates can often turn into the funniest arguments.
Joke:
Friend: “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.”
Me: “That’s what you said the last 10 times.”
50. Jokes About Friends Who Overreact
Some friends have a flair for the dramatic, and it always leads to laughter.
Joke:
Friend: “This is the worst day ever!”
Me: “You said that yesterday.”
51. Jokes About Friends Always Needing Something
Your friend always seems to need a favor—right after saying hello.
Joke:
Friend: “Hey, how are you?”
Me: “What do you need this time?”
52. Jokes About Friends Who Love Karaoke
Karaoke with friends is always a blast, especially when no one can sing.
Joke:
Friend: “Let’s sing karaoke!”
Me: “Let’s call it yelling in harmony.”
53. Jokes About Friends Who Love to Prank
Prankster friends are the best kind of friends—until you’re their next target.
Joke:
Friend: “I have a surprise for you!”
Me: “Should I be excited or terrified?”
54. Jokes About Friends Being Forgetful
Some friends have a memory like a sieve—but that’s what makes them fun.
Joke:
Friend: “Did I tell you about that thing?”
Me: “Yes, four times. But I’ll listen again.”
55. Jokes About Friends Giving Fashion Advice
Best friends will always tell you the truth when it comes to fashion.
Joke:
Friend: “How does this outfit look?”
Me: “Like we’re not going out in public.”
56. Jokes About Friends Who Make Bad Decisions
It’s all fun and games until your friend’s decision affects you too!
Joke:
Friend: “Oops, I made a bad decision.”
Me: “Oh great, what’s ‘we’ gonna do about it?”
57. Jokes About Friends Who Get Jealous
Even best friends can feel a little competitive at times.
Joke:
Friend: “Who’s your new friend?”
Me: “Don’t worry, they’re not replacing you. They’re just on trial.”
58. Jokes About Friends Who Can’t Stop Laughing
Nothing’s funnier than when you both start laughing and can’t stop.
Joke:
Friend: “Why are we laughing?”
Me: “I don’t even know anymore.”
59. Jokes About Friends and Bad Selfies
Taking selfies with friends is always an adventure—mostly because of how many times you have to retake them.
Joke:
Friend: “Let’s take a selfie!”
Me: “After 25 tries, I’m done.”
60. Jokes About Friends Who Always Cancel Plans
Some friends are notorious for bailing on plans at the last minute.
Joke:
Friend: “I can’t make it tonight.”
Me: “Shocking.”
61. Jokes About Friends Who Love to Travel
Traveling with friends always leads to funny stories.
Joke:
Friend: “Let’s travel the world!”
Me: “Only if we survive the airport together first.”
62. Jokes About Friends Who Don’t Answer Their Phone
You can text them, but getting them to answer their phone is another story.
Joke:
Friend: “I missed your call.”
Me: “I know. I also missed your ability to answer the phone.”
63. Jokes About Friends Who Can’t Handle Spicy Food
That one friend who insists on trying spicy food—even though they can’t handle it.
Joke:
Friend: “I love spicy food!”
Me: “So, why are you crying?”
64. Jokes About Friends Being Overly Dramatic
A little drama can make friendships more entertaining.
Joke:
Friend: “I’m going to die of embarrassment!”
Me: “Not before we laugh about it.”
65. Jokes About Friends Who Take Forever to Respond
We’ve all been left on ‘read’ at least once.
Joke:
Friend: “Sorry for the late reply.”
Me: “That was so late, I forgot what we were talking about.”
66. Jokes About Friends and Inside Jokes
Inside jokes are what make friendships special—and sometimes hilariously confusing to outsiders.
Joke:
Friend: “Remember the ‘thing’?”
Me: “Always.”
67. Jokes About Friends Who Are Always Hungry
There’s always one friend who’s never not hungry.
Joke:
Friend: “I’m hungry.”
Me: “When are you not?”
68. Jokes About Friends Who Are Always Broke
You know the friend who’s always short on cash?
Joke:
Friend: “Can I borrow some money?”
Me: “How about I just open a tab for you at this point?”
69. Jokes About Friends Who Never Make Up Their Mind
Some friends take indecisiveness to the next level.
Joke:
Friend: “I can’t decide what to wear.”
Me: “We’ll be late because of you.”
70. Jokes About Friends and Movie Nights
Movie nights with friends can be fun, but also hilariously chaotic.
Joke:
Friend: “Let’s watch a movie!”
Me: “After we spend an hour deciding which one.”
71. Jokes About Friends Who Love Giving Nicknames
Some friends will nickname you for life.
Joke:
Friend: “I came up with a new nickname for you!”
Me: “I’m scared to ask.”
72. Jokes About Friends Who Love to Shop
Shopping with friends can be both a blessing and a challenge.
Joke:
Friend: “Should we buy this?”
Me: “Define ‘we.’”
73. Jokes About Friends and Their Pets
Pets can add another layer of humor to friendships.
Joke:
Friend: “Look how cute my dog is!”
Me: “Your dog has better selfies than I do.”
74. Jokes About Friends and Bad Cooking
Not everyone is a master chef, but friends will try anyway.
Joke:
Friend: “I cooked for you!”
Me: “Is it safe to eat?”
75. Jokes About Friends and Hobbies
Some friends have hobbies that lead to the funniest moments.
Joke:
Friend: “I started knitting!”
Me: “Should I be excited or concerned?”
75. Jokes About Friends and Hobbies
Some friends have hobbies that lead to the funniest moments.
Joke:
Friend: “I started knitting!”
Me: “Should I be excited or concerned?”
76. Jokes About Friends and Exercise
Working out with friends can be full of funny moments.
Joke:
Friend: “Let’s go to the gym!”
Me: “I’ll just watch you from the comfort of my couch.”
77. Jokes About Friends and Shopping Sprees
Shopping sprees with friends can quickly get out of hand.
Joke:
Friend: “I only bought one thing!”
Me: “Yeah, one thing from every store.”
78. Jokes About Friends and Cooking Disasters
Cooking disasters are always better with friends around to laugh with.
Joke:
Friend: “Oops, I burnt the dinner.”
Me: “Guess we’re ordering pizza.”
79. Jokes About Friends Being Your Lifeline
Sometimes, friends are your personal life coach.
Joke:
Friend: “Help! I need advice.”
Me: “How serious is it on a scale from 1 to ‘We need ice cream first’?”
80. Jokes About Friends’ Fashion Mistakes
True friends will always call out your fashion choices, but in the funniest way.
Joke:
Friend: “Does this look good?”
Me: “Let’s just say it’s a bold choice.”
81. Jokes About Friends Getting Competitive
Things can get competitive with friends—especially in games.
Joke:
Friend: “I let you win!”
Me: “Sure, let’s go with that.”
82. Jokes About Friends and Inside Stories
Inside stories with friends are always the best—especially when they make no sense to anyone else.
Joke:
Friend: “Remember that time…?”
Me: “We don’t need to discuss that in public.”
83. Jokes About Friends and Embarrassing Moments
Friends are there to laugh at—and with—you during the most embarrassing moments.
Joke:
Friend: “I fell down the stairs.”
Me: “Did anyone see?”
Friend: “You did. You’re still laughing.”
84. Jokes About Friends Always Borrowing Things
Some friends have a habit of “borrowing” your stuff.
Joke:
Friend: “Can I borrow this?”
Me: “Borrow means I’ll see it again, right?”
85. Jokes About Friends Being Food Critics
Every friend group has a self-appointed food critic.
Joke:
Friend: “This could use more salt.”
Me: “It’s a salad.”
86. Jokes About Friends Who Are Always Fashionably Late
Some friends have perfected the art of being late.
Joke:
Friend: “I’m almost there!”
Me: “Translation: You haven’t left yet.”
87. Jokes About Friends and Social Media Addiction
Friends who can’t stay off social media have their own kind of humor.
Joke:
Friend: “I need to post this!”
Me: “Or you could live in the moment for five seconds.”
88. Jokes About Friends and Dieting Together
Dieting with friends can be both motivating and hilarious.
Joke:
Friend: “Let’s start a diet tomorrow.”
Me: “Tomorrow never comes.”
89. Jokes About Friends and Self-Care Days
Self-care days with friends always turn into something else.
Joke:
Friend: “Let’s have a spa day!”
Me: “Great, let’s start with a nap.”
90. Jokes About Friends and Bad Luck
When both you and your friend have the worst luck, you just have to laugh.
Joke:
Friend: “I spilled coffee on my shirt.”
Me: “Same. At least we’re matching.”
91. Jokes About Friends and Miscommunications
Miscommunication with friends can lead to some hilarious situations.
Joke:
Friend: “I thought you meant today!”
Me: “No, I meant next week.”
92. Jokes About Friends and Netflix Passwords
Sharing streaming passwords is a true sign of friendship.
Joke:
Friend: “Can I borrow your Netflix password?”
Me: “Sure, just don’t change the settings.”
93. Jokes About Friends and The Silent Treatment
Even the silent treatment between friends has its funny moments.
Joke:
Friend: “Are you ignoring me?”
Me: “I’m just practicing my inner peace.”
94. Jokes About Friends and Travel Mishaps
Traveling with friends can lead to funny travel fails.
Joke:
Friend: “We missed the flight!”
Me: “We were late because of you.”
95. Jokes About Friends and Shopping Habits
Some friends just can’t resist a good sale.
Joke:
Friend: “Look at these shoes I bought!”
Me: “Didn’t you just say you were broke?”
96. Jokes About Friends and Food Delivery
Ordering food with friends is always a group effort—and sometimes, a disaster.
Joke:
Friend: “What should we order?”
Me: “I’ll just eat whatever you get.”
97. Jokes About Friends Who Forget to Show Up
Some friends have a bad habit of forgetting plans.
Joke:
Friend: “Oh no, I forgot!”
Me: “As usual.”
98. Jokes About Friends and Spontaneous Adventures
Spontaneous plans with friends are always the best (and funniest) adventures.
Joke:
Friend: “Let’s go on a trip!”
Me: “Do you even have a plan?”
Friend: “Nope.”
99. Jokes About Friends and Their Family
Sometimes, your friend’s family is just as funny as they are.
Joke:
Friend: “My mom asked about you.”
Me: “Tell her I’m still causing trouble.”
100. Jokes About Friends Being Like Family
When friends feel like family, the jokes get even better.
Joke:
Friend: “You’re like family to me.”
Me: “The family I actually like!”
That’s 100 hilarious jokes about friends! These jokes capture the fun, quirky, and memorable aspects of friendship and are sure to bring laughs to any group of friends. Enjoy sharing them with your besties!
